After five years of DNA analysis of Bigfoot hair samples, the results are in: Bigfoot is real!

A team of scientists, led by Dr. Melba Ketchum, has analyzed 109 samples of hair that are purported to be from elusive the Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch. Incredibly, the research shows that Bigfoot is a human hybrid, half of the DNA being human, and the other half from a currently unknown species of hominid.

Dr Ketchum has 27 years experience in DNA analysis from her career as a veterinarian, and is the current Director (and founder) of DNA Diagnostics, Inc.

However, we must report that, according to this Yahoo! News article by Eric Pfeiffer, her company has received an “F” rating from the Better Business Bureau.